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Friday, July 14, 2006


Skeet. Topic of the day.

Consider the following lyric from 'Get Low' by Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz (thank you lyrics 007):

To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop
down my balls (MY BALLS)

To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam
(Got damn)

To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all
skeet skeet got dam (Got damn)

The first time I heard this verse, I was probably feeling the exact same thing as everyone else....what the fuck?

I was especially dying to know what skeet was, so I looked up Urban Dictionary.com:

To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male
body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.

Yes thats what skeet means. Very profound.
So in other words, Lil Jon was saying that from one side of a club to the other, theres sweat dripping down balls, bitches crawling all over the place, and theres sperm flying all over the bitches. Very, very dirrrty.

There are a few things that I want to know here.

Firstly, who the hell is the cleaner because he/she deserves a prize. Imagine what his mop must look like when he's done.

Secondly, what happens if you were Lil Jon and you accidentally 'skeet' all over your male friend who was just minding his own business. The odds of friendly fire are pretty high as you can imagine(especially if you're American)...with all the sweaty, sperm covered bodies in the club. Sperm and sweat should form a very interesting type of adhesive..hmm...but anyway thats a different story altogether.

What I want to know is, is it gay to skeet all over your male friend?
Guys will know what I'm talking about. Even though you may be thinking dirty thoughts about women and fucking bad bitches with hiphop in the background, once that jism hits a guy square in the eye, things change man.

Finally, I hope these n*ggas shower twice a day.

I'll leave it at that. More updates to come hopefully.